I’m building up quite a lot of character myself tonight… But that’s largely down to the fact that I’m down to my last two logs Unfortunately our mountain of Xmas cards lasted mere minutes on the fire and didn’t really fill us with much bodily warmth

I’ve resorted to the whiskey

And wouldn’t life be soooooooooooo much simpler?

And to be brutally honest, I know there’s a very sensible (and hugely complicated no doubt ) answer to this, but why can’t these banks simply print some more money? ‘Ooooh but the economy would crumble…’ Why would it? And what exactly does that mean? I say we get all of the world’s unemployed to do a monthly stint, helping out at the local bank-note printing company (I’m sure it has a better name than that!!!). It would give people valuable work experience and we’d soon amass a huge mountain of money. This can then be dished out across the globe and we’re all happy

Give me one good reason why that wouldn’t work, without using the words ‘economy’ or ‘crumble’…

I now need to rush off and hastily rename all of my ‘sculptures’

I’m getting seriously pissed off with this weather now

I’m not too sure what Obama’s dinosaur policies consist of, or for that matter, why I’m so bothered about the current U.S. elections? I ought to be perhaps more concerned with the state of our own shambolic government at the moment

But I guess at the end of the day, whichever candidate the American voters decide to pop a cross next to, (or however they do things over there), the world will finally be free of the dinosaur that’s been in charge for the last decade… And that surely is a good thing.

And while I’m on the subject of voting… This is kinda scary

Lex Luther for President??? Now I reckon he’d have a bostin dinosuar research policy

There does come a point in one’s life when your opinion of rain completely changes… I’ve no idea when mine did, but I’m sat here hating the bloody stuff at the moment